Ouran High School Host Club: What theme today, I wonder?

"Ittekimasu!" Haruhi called to her father as she left the house. He hadn't shaved or put on makeup yet, and consequently looked very strange with his long, flowing hair and womanly clothes.

"Yeah," he grunted. "Have a nice day."

Haruhi was cross-dressing herself. She wore the prim boy's uniform of Ouran High School, specifically the Host Club's. As she ran to school (she was late again), she wondered what wonders would be in store for her today. She sighed and laughed a little. Everyday was exciting and new at Ouran, though she considered her work there a chore. What had Tamaki said today's theme was? Jungle? No, they had done that before. Butler? Princes, perhaps. Well, whatever it was, it was bound to be extraordinary.